once there was a dolphin named murphy. . he wouldn't go to his lamp because he has a strange fear of it. he asked it "why do you sit there and stare at me all day? should i just throw up on you?" the lamp then replied in a mellow voice, "i sit here and stare at you all day for your goodness. i simply cannot take my eyes off of you because you are a gift from God." murphy replied with a "huh?" face and walked away.

the next day, he warmed his fingers in a fire of nails. these nails, however, were not any ordinary human nails. these were whale nails. we humans don't know as a fact because of science, but we think that they were whale nails because the two words simply just...rhyme. getting back to the story now, he had a fire of whale nails. he lied there listening to some jazz. as he lied there, the lamp came. the lamp said, "hello mr. murphy," murphy loved it when the lamp called him that, "i see you lieing here on a dazziling day. shall i come and sit next to you and tell you a bed time story?" murphy rejoiced in his heart and answered with an immediate "YES!" the lamp told his amazing story filled with lions, nail polish, mouses, pens, and the number 18. murphy fell asleep with the lamp on his side. by the way, murphy was not scared of the lamp anymore.

the next day they both wanted to roast some marshmallows. they decided to have dessert before breakfast. they wanted it to be opposite day. the lamp started to sing, "you're giving me such a rush, holly would you turn me on?" murphy realized the song, but did not quite put his finger on it. he sat there, listening to the lamp sing. the lamp put his marshmallow down after he gobbled it all up. he took out his guitar and started to sing songs. songs. songs? lamps can sing songs? now they can.

___

years passed, and murphy and the lamp lived off of marshmallows. they lived off of them because marshmallows were the only thing that they were able to find in the forest. murphy and the lamp realized... something they never thought would have happened, but they were lost. lost? when have they been lost? apparently, they both have been lost ever since murphy was lieing on the floor, and the lamp came. they have had so much fun with eachother, they slept for no time of the day. they had a love for eachother. a strange love. the lamp, however, is questionably male. as we know, lamps have no gender. we think that the lamp is male because of its voice. its deep, manly, voice. murphy was a male, too. they were GHEY.

location: mah room mood: artistic music: The Devil Wears Prada - HTML Rulez d00d | Powered by Last.fm tags: murphy lamp random ohai

uummmm HAI

mood: bored tags: writer's block

knights OF cynodia******

LOL TODAY LMFAO

kso derek ripped out a piece of paper and put it in his mouth because i dared him to e.e
so he did and i was like "LOL GET A LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER AND SWALLOW IT" so instead, he just put that huge paper ball in his mouth. i was like omfg no and i was scared. so he swallowed it and we were amazed~
then he coughs and he spits out a piece of paper. LMFAO.
we were all freaked out and were laughing hysterically.
so he keeps spitting out paper.
e.e
but it turns out that he DID swallow the paper, but he was ripping parts of paper and pretending to cough them out. D:<
but he kept eating the effin' paper!
he did it like atleast four times o.O

I DON'T WANT TO STUDY FOR VOCAB OMFG.
ewwww.

no one reads my livejournal LOL.
but i don't want to delete it D:

music: knights or cynodia- muse

i'm an effin rat.



LMFAO.

music: The Way We Talk- The Maine tags: chinese new year, writer's block, year of the ox

hay gurlfraaaaan'!

today was such a fun day omgaaaahh.
-explains-
a lot of funny things happened today.
every lunch emilie has those cheddar popcorn things and she tears a piece off of the popcorn and put it on her lip. since the popcorn is like dangling, she breathes in and out and it moves and we laugh so hard at it that we start crying. AND IK, IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL. it's just emilie and me being 'tards :P
the first time she did that, she choked on the popcorn. OBV LOL. she was breathing in and it went in her oxygen tube and she had an immediate panic. LMFAO. she was laughing while doing it and it went down her throat and she stopped and right away grabbed her throat and was dramatic, thinking she was going to die.
so yesterday she did it, and she choked again.
today she did it, she choked again.
LOL IT'S FUNNY WATCHING EMILIE GET HURT.

also, our teacher is friggin' in love with that show heroes so we watch it in class a lot LOL. so we were watching it for literally 2 hours straight and omg, wtf! that show is awesome! the guy that can fly is very attractive. ;D

as we were watching it, two girls were talking and our teacher got so angry at them that he started KICKING CHAIRS and YELLING SO LOUD OMG. he was like, so close to hitting them... maybe. LOL IT WAS FUNNY. they didn't really seem to care though :P

and tomorrow emilie's sleeping over. :D. we're going to rent the shining, my favorite movie, and watch it at my house. then maybe watch the curious case of benjamin button. and play the wii music :D. -excited-
12:00 DISMISSAL TOMORROW! :DD!

i have a new obsession with 3OH!3. e.e and the guys in it. SHUSH, NATHANIEL IS SO DARN QT~ and guess what. people obv call him nat and people call me nat. OH LOOK, WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER. ntrlly BUT STILL LOL. and he's amazingly tall and has the deepest voice ever :O.

what else, what else...

oh yeah, and i'm hoping to go to the AP tour in april. :D.

AND OMFG I AM SO EXCITED FOR WARPED TOUR, I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN! like, ALL my favorite bands are going! yeah i just hope jasmine's going to come. JAAAASMINEEEE COOOOOOME PLEEEAAAAAASE. it would be caca without you, young one. LOL WTF I'M THE YOUNG ONE, NOT HER.
let's just hope i don't get sick again. :\ LOL. -failure-

i'm hyper. like always e.e

i got new sooooaaaaap. it smellls goooooood. yuuuuuuuup. it's like "fruit citrus" or something. omg it's amazing. it's supposed to "waken your senses" and like "make ya smell good" :'D.

i want to keep writing, but i don't know what else to type >:|.
GAH BAI.

mood: devilface~ music: Sky Eats Airplane - The Artificial | Powered by Last.fm tags: no.

sup buzznet!

yup i'm bored in my room. AND I'M EXCITED FOR CHREESTMAH!
i hope i'm getting:
-a synth omg
-those fake fuzzy worm things that crawl on your hand that are at every mall in the world [SHUT UP THEY LOOK COOL]
-art supplies of the sort
-PERFUME LOL
-those pottery things that spin and you put the clay on it.. YEAH. PROBABLY NOT GETTING THAT...
-jack barakat
-clothesizzle
-aaaand... OTHER THINGS.

some say loooooove...
it is a riiiiverr..... that leaves.....
the tender reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.... [wrong lyrics much?]
some say looooove.....
it is a raaaazooooor.....
that leeeeeaaaaaavess your soul to bleeeeeeed....
SOME SAY LOOOOOOOOOVE....
IT IS A HUNGERRRRRRRRRRRR...
AND EEEEEEENDLEEEEEEEES ACHING NEED....
-does piano solo-
i say looovee......
it is a floooooowerrrr.....
and yooooooooou.....

it's only.....


seeeeeeeeed.


WELL THAT WAS FUN, GOOD DAY NOW.

location: TOILET! mood: excited tags: christmas, fuzzy worms, hai, synths, the rose

"-papi steps on paul by accident- WOOOPS STEPPED ON THE CAT, STEPPED ON THE CAT."
"YOU STEPPED ON PAUL!"
"WOOOOOPS STEPPED ON THE BIRD, STEPPED ON THE BIRD!"

mood: amused music: right on right now- pspace :'D

Capitalized letters cuz I feel like it.

So Wednesday was the pancake breakfast. It was made of all 100% win, AND JASMINE WAS THERE!

It was a 12:00 dissmisal (I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL THAT D:::::) so I went home with Emilie. We were going to watch High School Musical 3 (JUST TO MAKE FUN OF IT D:<). Her sister actually likes that movie so she used Emilie's iPod and downloaded a thousand songs from that movie.

I was looking through her iPod and I saw those songs and I played them to be like "wtf."  There was a song called the boys are back. We were making fun of the name and predicting how the dance moves will be in the movie when they dance to that song. We said that it sounded like a porn and the music to the song sounded like it too. LMAO.

We were the only ones in the theater so obviously we were like yelling and jumping and whatnot. I was hoping that there would be other people in the theater so we can be like "-gasp- OH MY EFFIN' GAWD! LIKE, OH EM GEE, LIKE, LIKE OH EM GEE IT'S ZAC EFRON!!!!" and make fun of all those little 7 year old fangirls. So when "the boys are back" came on, we went to the front and started dancing LOL. 'Twas fun. And I had <3 MILK DUDS <3

After the movie, we went to Emilie's house and waited for my dad to pick me up so we can go out to dinner. Chris came on Wednesday. Btw that's my sister's boyfriend that came from Norwich in a british place O.O.


Yesterday was teh Thanksgiving. I don't really like that holiday hahahaha. Since I have a gerard Cuban family, they're always like "AY! MEIRA! NATALIA, MI PRINCESSA! MUAH MUAH!" and I'm like "yeah, gtfo -_-" My sibilings and parents are definitely not the annoying family I'm talking about. No, they're like amazing haha. My cousins also aren't annoying. It's just all the old people that think I'm still seven. I don't want to be treated like I'm an adult, but I don't want everyone to think I still like Blue's Clues and all that bs.

My family (sibilings, parents, zeh household, etc) always excludes ourselves from the party. We always are not with the other group. So by the end of the party, we were alone just roasting marshmallows. With Chris too lmaoo. :'D

I was quiet at the beginning because I wasn't in the mood but by the end when it was just us, I was like "WOOOOOOO! :D:D:D" and hyper LOL.

We got home and played guitar hero. :'D. And we were playing in the guest room.
AND OMFG MY SISTER HAS A NEW CAT! It's small and brown and it's named Lexi.

I so pwn'd everyone with my guiar hero skillz~ Everyone was playing on easy and medium and I play on hard. >:D.

HAPPEH BELATED THANKSGURVEN'!

mood: loved music: Darling- Eyes Set To Kill tags: emilie, guitar hero, high school musical, hsm3, thanksgiving

kso kids at my age are annoying, and i don't rally want to be "friends" with them. emilie is one of the only people in my class that aren't annoying.
so then i go and try to be friends with kids that are older than me, then that desn't work.
wtffff.
i'm not going to be friends with 4 year olds, guys~ LOL.

apparently i like, don't really fit in with older peoplez, but i'm not going to befriend everyone in my class.
they're all just like, i don't even know, something about them annoys me.
i'm friends with some people in my class...

AND IF I HAVE SOMETHING GOOD AND TASTY IN MY LUNCHBOX, I OBVIOUSLY WANT IT.  DON'T YOU DARE SAY "CAN I HAVE THAT?!" NO!

location: in your house mood: huhhhhhh! music: And they Call this Tragedy-Alesana | Not Scrobbled By Last.Fm tags: annoying, frandz, school

i haven't written in this in a long time, guys.

on monday we had that stupid ~jump rope for heart~ thing, hahaha. so we went on the blacktop [idek if it's one word] and we started jump roping, WHICH IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER BECAUSE NO ONE'S GOING TO TAKE IT SRSLY. and of course because you know emilie and i are the weakest things ever so we like couldn't jump rope. we played that game that i like spin around with the jump rope on the floor and emilie has the jump over it... YEAH. and we were in the corner with no one else lmfao.

and today, i moved next to emilie in our home room, :D! it was like an empty desk so i was like "YO I GOTSTA MOVE NEXT TAH EMLAY!" and i hated where i was before lmao. all i liked about it was that the girl who sat next to me always let me copy her answers and when she graded my tests, she just put in the right answer and crossed out the wrong one. let's just hope emilie will do the same...

it's so fun where we sit now omg! there's a really funny kid in front of us and we just like talk to him in class and it's hilar.

i don't get any texts anymore. ):








BUT I GOT AN 100 ON MY LIT TEST.

location: alex gaskarth's stomach. he ate me D:::::::::::: mood: WTF IS DITZY?! music: Peter, Bjorn, And John - Young Folks | Powered by Last.fm tags: class, emilie, funny, jump rope for heart, mr. fitzwilliam oddly.

wtf.

i'm alone in my room and scared because i'm just weird like that lol, and now i keep thinking about really sad and depressing thoughts too much that are making me think they're real and actually happening. and i didn't even mean to start thinking of things like that. o.o

amazinggggg.

and i have to sleep alone tonight cuz carlos is already sleeping in his room so i can't just walk in and fall asleep there. hopefully, he'll wake up (because he went to sleep really early today and everytime he does that he wakes up in the middle of the night) and i'll go in and be all hay and sleep there lol.

okay wtf this is really annoying al these reallyreallyreally sad thoughts keep coming to me. like people dying.

dfjlheufieb.

mood: wut music: Tickle Me Pink - Typical | Powered by Last.fm

Today had to be the best computer class ever.

One time in computer I was bored so I told Mr. Edwards a joke. It was "What did the lawyer name her daughter? SUE!"
It was a big success. So today I told Emilie to tell him a joke... but we had to make one up. It was "Two popsicles were in the freezer. One popsicle goes, 'Hey!' and the other one said, 'Wow! A talking popsicle!' -laugh-"
So this was the whole conversation that happened between Emilie and Mr. Edwards

Emilie: -raises hand-
Mr. Ed: Yes?
Emilie: Can I tell you a joke?
Mr. Ed: Hold on.
Emilie : -_- :laughs with natalia:
Mr. Ed: -walks to emilie- :sees other person raising their hand: -turns and walks to the other person-
Emilie: HAHAHAHA. wow that was annoying.
Mr. Ed: -walks to emilie-
Emilie: Ok, so there were two popsicles in the free-
Mr. Ed: What's a popsicle?
Emilie: -laughs really hard- ahem, those fruity things you put in freezers...
Mr. Ed: OH! Go on~
Emilie: So then one popsicle said to the other, "Hey!" and the other popsicle goes, "Wow! A talking popsicle?!" -laughs-
Mr. Ed: o.o What? Say it again.
Emilie: There were two popsicles in the freezer. One said, "Hey!" to the other popsicle and the other one goes, "Wow! A talking popsicle?!"
Mr. Ed: Wait say it again...
Emilie: -laughs are starts crying- There were two popsicles in the freezer. One of them said, "Hey!" and the other said, "Wow! A talking popsicle?" -laugh-
Mr. Ed: o.o -pause- OH NOW I GET IT!!! -laughs really weird and his lips curled up-
Emilie: -turns back and is still laughing really hard-
Me: OMG EMILIE ARE YOU CRYING? -has been laughing the whole time-
Emilie: YES HAHAHAHA!

and also another stupid one

Me:       Mr. Edwards, do i have permission to tell you a joke?
Mr. Ed:  -walks over to me-
Me:      Ok, ready?
Mr. Ed: Yes!
Me:       Knock knock...
Mr. Ed: Who's there?
Me:      AAAH!
Mr. Ed:  -long pause-
Me:       No, uhm... it's just 'AAAH' nothing else... o.o
Mr. Ed: Ahhh...who?
Me:      WOW THAT WAS A BIG SNEEZE!
Mr. Ed: Ha ha ha! You made me fall for that one, kids!

o.o 

mood: i am not flirty at all, fyi. music: We The Kings - Secret Valentine | Powered by Last.fm tags: emilie, mr. edwards, natalia, stupid jokes

kso i was really bored during class and i imagined jack barakat walking in the room randomly and how i'd get up, cry, hug him and fan girl. which gave me this idea for this:

( I love Jackith Burkuh [Part 1] )

mood: impressed music: Alice Cooper - Poison | Powered by Last.fm tags: alex gaskarth, jack barakat, natalia, school, story

yup, had an epic day saturday.

our game was at 9 a.m. and we won. of course, because y'know we're the best. LOL. actually we are, we're really good. ANYWAYS~

at the game emilie and i were "talking up a storm". i told her about my dream last night about a girl in my class that i don't even talk to died. o.o emilie found it funny.

LMAO AND at the game we were doing that spirit cheer in the stands. at the beginning it's just clapping. we weren't doing that cheer with the pom poms and i look at emilie and she's just being all srs biznez with her pom poms while no one else is using them. ROFL IDK I FOUND IT SO FUNNY.

after the game, my dad and i went to the beach...
the beach we wanted to go to was right next to the nude beach e.e ROFL. so we had to pass by the nudez. it was friggin awkward. i had on my sunglasses so you couldn't see my eyes, so i kept pretending that i was texting someone so i wouldn't be looking at things i shouldn't be seeing. AND I WAS WITH MY DAD SO IT WAS MORE AWKWARD D::::::::::::

i discovered turkey for the first time. it's gross and good at the same time. D: IDK IF IT'S GOOD OR NOT. i like the taste a lot, but the texture is disgusting and it leaves your mouth to be wet... disqusting. good + gross= gooss~ ROFLMFAO

i've realized i'm kind of scared of the sea....
and by "scared", i mean disgusted.
i'm so disgusted by it that it scares me. i loff the beach like so much but the things in it are grossssssss. like the floating seaweed, sponges, and random things. my dad and i were in the water and he got a sponge under the water and brought it up and told me to touch it. i get grossed out by SO MANY THINGS. so he's like, "omg natalia here, hold it." "-pokes- :screams:" "no but hold it for the real feeling." "-refuse-" "-puts sponge in hand-" "AHHHHHHHHHHHH -throws-" it was weird.


now i'm scared to go to sleep. since eyes gross me out (SEE I'M DISGUSTED BY EVERYTHINGG) i asked my dad how eyes are when they're ~sleeping. he said that they roll back, go side to side, and move around. srsly now i like can't even close my eyes because it's so disgusting. D:

at random nights, carlos, caty, (miri if she's here) and i go downstairs and be random. we eat many things and do weird stuffs. LOL. e.e ugh everyone knows my fear of wet napkins. so carlos got a napkin and put it under the sink without me noticing. my back was turned to him so he got the napkin and threw it on my back. I WUZ FURIOUS.
caty and carlos did the bloody mary thing but it didn't work LOL FAILL D:

CARLOZ'S BARFDAY IS TODAY!!!! he's like not even happy. or sad. he's just at the average mood~. caty and i made a cake last night and kept it downstairs so in the morning carlos will be like, "ho muh gawd ya made meh a cayuk?"  but he went downstairs that night like at 1 in the morning and saw the cake and wrote on a paper thing something like, "sorry guys i guess your surprise isn't working out~ e.e" HE DID MAKE THE e.e FACE, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
and y'know those bowls and things that go in the oven when the oven's not on and when you're not using those bowls and stuff? you jsut put those in the ovewn because there's no where else to put it... yeah one of the things didnt fit in the oven so i wrote on a note randomly, "it was too big and didn't fit in the oven D:" and i woke up at 6 a.m. (I'LL TELL YOU WHY LATER) and see a note next to it saying, "that's what she said." o.o wth carlozzzzz.

so i woke up early because i wanted to wish carlos a happy barfday before he went to school. and i also wanted to see his reaction to the cake, but i guess that didnt' work out~. yeah and btw i didnt have school today :D. so now i can't go back to sleep because i'm not tired, AND because i'm scared of what my eyes are going to do. HAHAHA.

aand i forgot to say in the other entry that emilie and i thought we died. we were jsut talking, i was on the computer chair and she was on the bed. so we were like wehwujehq whatever. and the lights went out. "lol paul haha he's funny becau- :lights go out: -scream- :duck for cover:"







BAI!

music: Tickle Me Pink - We Still Dance | Powered by Last.fm tags: beaches, birthday, carlos, emilie, eyes, gross, nude beaches

D':

mood: wtf i sound annoying tags: wtf

OK, i wrote this post about like a month ago but stupid lj deleted the post before i even saved it or whatever.
so i'll just ~summarize~ what happened that day.
i came over emilie's house on friday and slept over because the game was the next day so i just went with them.

we made a johnny and the sprites movie which is SO FTMFW. i was johnny, and emilie was a sprite named sprite paudashee. bahaha.
the movie was about a girl named debbie, (emilie in disguise) who just moved and hasn't made any friends yet. so johnny and the sprites come and put magic glitter into debbie's food and when she eats it, she'll suddenly turn friendly and self confident.

the movie was successful.

we went to nami, omgomgogmg. i love how all the first time nami people are like, "OH MAH GAWD EEES A FIRE WE GON' DIE" when i'm getting prepared ahead of time, putting my chair back.

one time, i went to nami with emilie and we had the one american chef. so amanda said, "zomg natalia i adre you to ask him if paul works here." so of course i did it and this is how it turned out:

"um.. excuse me.. -holds in laughter- does.. paul work here.."
"hm.. i think he quit recently, actually. he used to work here."
"ohh.. HAHAHA..-realizes i laughed- i mean, why did he quit?"
"not sure~"
"oh because paul's my uncle who's in the army right now."
"aw."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"

and emilie's dad didn't rlly know about paul, but he started catching on to the paul jokes because of that little thing i asked the nami guy. 
when we went back home, the phone rang and emilie's dad said, "oh it's probably paul."
 


then at night we put my camera timer on for 10 seconds and while the 10 seconds were... seconding... we started tackling each other and jumped around everywhere, and whatever we were doing when the timer was up that came out in the picture was so funny LOL. i'll try and post some rn
( UNPOSED 100%, Y'ALL~ )

yeah so we went to sleep BLAH BLAH BLAH.

the next morning, emilie's mom walked in to wake us up, so i was like, "ughhhhhh ew~"
i was half asleep and still on the bed and i hear emilie say, "OMFG NATALIA JOHNNY AND THE SPRITES IS ON NOW WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!" so i woke up and we watched john tartaglia.
TARTAGLIA WOKE ME UP. :D

on our way to the game we went to a puertorican store with SRSLY THE BEST BREAD EVER GIRTJGEHRHWGRFWHQ. it's so soft and sweet and warm... ahh omg. at that place, there were really small 40 cent frogs sticking their tongues out. so of course emilie and i bought one. i named mine jack and emilie named hers tartaglia. THEY BECAME FRIENDS.

"MWAHAHA WE GOT THE CUBAN INTO THE PUERTORICAN STORE!!"

then i went home and whatever.




AND OKAY I WENT TO BILL AND TRAV'S BOGUS JOURNEY OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED.
OMG IT WAS SO EFFIN FUNN!

hey monday played first. they had a girl lead singer and i was like oh that's nice. they sounded a lot like paramore though tbh. carlos thought the lead singer was a boy, wtf.

then, carolina liars came on. they were actually really gooood. they were just old and weird and gross and ugly. they had a synth which made everything so much better. when they first came on, the crowd started tipping over, like at paramore. BUT PARAMORE WAS SO MUCH WORSE. at paramore, everyone was FALLING over like on the floor, but here everyone was just tipping over.

WE THE KINGS CAME ON NEXT! GIHIOAETRGFAWRGHWQURD. that crowd was so much fun, i cant even explain~. everyone was running and crowd surfing and omg. a crowd surfer fell on top of me and i ducked down really low and when the crowd surfer jumped off of me, i just popped right up and carlos and my dad started laughing. carlos crowd surfed twice and i helped him get up.

everyone kept laughing at me because crowd surfers kept falling on me and i kept dodging everyone LOL.

THEN TAI CAME UP UDGWQ7YRU3QGREAFREKJFEJAFGVURVWFRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the crowd was rlly boring durning tai. but that was kind of good, cuz then i was able to get in the front quicker. WILLIAM SHAKESPEAR KEPT TOUCHING ALL THE GIRLS IN THE FRONT AND HE KEPT SINGING TO THEM AND THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO GO IN FRONT!! but i was rlly close, but not on the barracade.
AND AND AAAND... WILLIAM BECKETT LOOKED AT ME, POINTED, AND SMILED! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
carlos and bill beckz wore the same exact jeans LMAO. and omg how qt william beckett has a little double chin and love handles :D.
AND HE HAD A SURN BURN HAHAHAHAHAA. he was wearing that black button down shirt, and where you can see his chest, it was red. but at the end he took of his shirt (:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D) and the rest of his stomach was white and only his chest was red i was like aww!

the floor was freakin' wet. it was a huge puddle everywhere. my shoes were all full of water and ugggghhh.

we had to take shannon home. WOOOO. we went to mcdonalds and i got a powerade omgg :D. we passed by a chuckee cheese and i randomly yelled in my "scream-o voice" "CHUCKEEE CHEEEESEEEEE!!!" and shannon was laughing rlly hard so she told me to record it and send it to jasmine, SO I DID.  and on my phone, when you play a voice recording and it ends, it jsut keeps repeating. so it kept goign on and it made us laugh more.

i was too tired to take a shower when we got home so i just fell asleep in carlos's room. and i woke up to go to church and my hair was all gross and wet and rklghq.




AND PLEASE LOOK AT EMILIE AND MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!


www.youtube.com/user/emilieXandXnatalia

music: the way we talk- the maine, yo tags: bill and trav's bogus journey or wahetve, bread, carolina liars, emilie, hey monday, shannon, the academy is..., we the kings

Ok update on natalia. (Wtf at random capitalization.)

ALRIGHT YEAH I'M FRIGGIN FORMING A PIMPLE IT HURTS LIKE EFF. It's like.. you know where that ~gap~ is at the end of the side of your nose? YEAH IT'S THERE D: It always itches and I want to scratch it, but I can't it's really annoying. -_-, but it's like not normal, it's all white and.. ughhh.

YEAH, my mom was studying for school 2 nights ago and she called me downstairs because she said that Hayley was talking to another cat outside, so obvz me being a nerd ran downstairs. The cat was right next to the window so they're were actually really close, just if that window wasn't there, they'd be like inches apart. Hayley was just meowing normally at a really big, fury, orange cat. You could tell it was a boy. So she was all, "Meow. -waits for response- :recieves it: meow, meow." I loffed it all. LOFFED! But then out of the blue, she jumps on the window and falls down obvz... WHAT GOES UP... MUST COME DOWWWWWN :sings: -gets carried away- yeah anyways, so while she was jumping on the window, she made a huge hiss like... I can't even describe it. She was also doing the angry cat meow, really loud. My mom and I were like, "OMFG HAYLEY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU -stare-" Hayley was doing that for a while. Probably like 3 minutes. So then the other cat got p.o-ed and walked away. Omg the other cat's face was HILARIOUS HAHAHA. He was just staring at her like "Hayley... what... is wrong with you... please... -cry-" Omg idk you had to be there~


I'm randomly a cheerleader, because Caty wants me to ~follow her footsteps~. I like it, I just think it's embarassing. I've already had someone come up to me and be like, "Hahaha wtf you're a cheerleader?! LMAOOO wow, I did NOT expect you to be a cheerleader." Of course I was really awkward like always, and I was just like "-fast- YEAH. HA... HA... -regrets-"
Our first game is tonight. Last year we totally PWN'ED all the other teams. Excpet Nativity being all, "we're better than you~". They won. ;_;. And yeah, like I actually pay attanetion watching basketball? No.


I cannot stop listening to Alesana, OMFG. Hahaha Dennis, icu. Like, their lyrics are just so cool it gives you an.. e.e "adrenalin" rush? Yeah, failed spelling D:. But anyways, yeah I loff them.
My binder cover is full of lyrics from them. Someone in my class read it and he said, "WUTZ UP WID ALL DA SAHD WORDZ?! WOW" I ignored him, because he always annoys me and I usually ignore him e.e


And I have an amazing idea LOLOL. I should start a business of people asking me to draw paul scenerios for them. Like fo example, "draw me paul singing on stage with Gabe Saporta, but make Paul a rapper." Then I'd draw it and give it to them~. HAHA. Perfecto. But for free, of course, LOL.



Lala just walked in my room and asked where Lalo was, and she said in spanish, "Are you alone? o.o Where's Lalo? o.o.o.o, AY QUE LINDA you look formal~" HAHA because I'm wearing my cheerleading uniform that we got to wear to school today. e.e.
I felt awkward at school because it's a really short skirt and yeah I kind of hate skirts... unless it's a formal occassion~ LOL. I like the underarmer, though. It's naice. I also like the uniform thing. LOL.


Oh yeah and read this amazing poem I'm really proud of. I usually just change the name with other people. I used Emilie's name at first, and then the same day I put in Jasmine's name.

( Beautiful. )

music: Strawberry Fields Forever- The Beatles| Not scrobbled my Last.fm tags: alesana, beautiful poem, cheerleading, lala and lalo lmao, paul business, pimples d: